Danji Sungai Lemanak - Hailey

Malam sunyi terang bulan
kediri di tanju ku beraie
rarat puput ribut ati ngenang nuan
peruji ati ambai lalai

Di baruh pun engkabang tua besulu
danji mandi lemai sereta tua ambai
ba kerangan ai sungai ti chiru
perau tua sangkai alai tua bepadu

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

sema ku nurun mandi semina ku kediri
perau anyut kili nadai nuan ngemudi
batu perunsut sulu
agi diibun aku
bau sabun sulu ngenusah atiku 

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak x2

Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

Seasons In The Sun

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone