Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Danji Sungai Lemanak - Hailey

Malam sunyi terang bulan
kediri di tanju ku beraie
rarat puput ribut ati ngenang nuan
peruji ati ambai lalai

Di baruh pun engkabang tua besulu
danji mandi lemai sereta tua ambai
ba kerangan ai sungai ti chiru
perau tua sangkai alai tua bepadu

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

sema ku nurun mandi semina ku kediri
perau anyut kili nadai nuan ngemudi
batu perunsut sulu
agi diibun aku
bau sabun sulu ngenusah atiku 

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak x2

Monday, October 15, 2012

Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

Seasons In The Sun

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we've climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye papa it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Water water Water

[Jessie J]
Okay, Miri people, oil leak and water
You ready

Seems like everybody's got a time,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the oil leak comes first,
And the water comes second,
Just stop for a minute and
F*ck!

Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious?
Got your shades on your eyes
And your body so stink!
That you can't even have a good time~

[Pre-chorus:]
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (uh)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We're paying with smell tonight

[Chorus:]
It's not about the laku, laku, laku
We just need your water, water, water
We just wanna make the world rain,
Forget about the oil leak~
Ain't about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching
Ain't about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world rain,
Forget about the oil leak.

[Jessie J]
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all unite!
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes,
Am I the only one getting smelly?

Why is everybody so noisy?
water CAN buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and get pissed right now
Guarantee we'll be feeling damn right~

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

[B.o.B]
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the water pail
And take the water back
Just give me six litres and a half gallon
And you can, can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I, yes all I need
Are keys and guitars
And guess what, in 30 seconds
I'm leaving to sea
Yeah we leaving across
These undefeatable odds
It's like this man
You can't put a water on a life
We do this for the scent
So we fight and sacrifice
Every night
So we ain't gonna smelly and stink!
Never
Waiting to see a sign of STINK!
Uh uh
So we gonna keep everyone
Moving their feet
So bring back the beat
And then everyone sing

It's not about the water

[Chorus 2x]

[Jessie J ‒ Outro]
Yeah yeah
Oh-oh
Forget about the oil leak~

Friday, February 17, 2012

today

problemo. why you must exist?!




Monday, February 6, 2012

star

hey you, can you count the star at the sky?
I love my family as many as the star at the sky :D

no star?
doesnt mean I dont love my family.
its just a new beginning for my new love for my family.
peace ;)

Saturday, January 28, 2012

I Forgive, BUT I DON'T Forget


What If Your Ex Asks this?
you have to answer the survey with an honest heart.
An honest heart will give you good luck for the entire year.
You may imagine of one people or
maybe some people not only one.
1. Why did you let me go?
because u wish and want to.
2. I still love you.
fuck yea! if u still, u wouldn't fall for other guys!
3. When did we last talk?
ohh..uhhhh.. i suddenly forgot bout that.
4. Will you go out with me?
definitely NOOOOOO...
6. I cannot keep my promise to you.
thank you. that's make you so special ass my Ex.
7. My friends say we don't look good together..
such a good friends you got there. :D
8. You have changed!
just like ben10? cool! :D
9. Can we get back together?
uhh..i dont know..ask my mom!
10. Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else.
YES! and you know what? she's more better than you are. :)
11. Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!
do you died?
12. how can u forget our memories?
i didn't forget. i keep it.
13. I will always love you.
thanks.
14. Would you die for our love?
i die for peace!
15. You jump, i jump..remember?
when the hell did i say about jumping thingy? -.-
16. Kiss me to break the curse if i sleep for a hundred years.
okay. if that can help one's life. but don't get it wrong. im trying to help here.
17. Whats the difference between me and Him/Her.
do i look like a judge?
18. I saw you last night with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
go and tell the world please. thank you. :)
19. Without me, your life wouldn't be complete..
you are not even a piece of puzzle of my life! accept the fact yahh! :)
20. Why are you doing this to me?!
because you deserve it. and i hope you have learn not to play play with my liver. ;)

Answer A Hundred

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

closed.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

i wish i can take the room.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

night in, when i wake up in the morning. it was out. so i have no idea. i think both.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

i dont know.

Do you like to use post-it notes?

errrr.... -.-

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

yes.. what a waste.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

errrr.. if can, i dont want to be attacked by both of that creatures.

Do you have freckles?

yes. i do.

Do you always smile for pictures?

i dont know.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

when there is another male dog wanna fuck his bitch. i think? hahah!

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

yes. when i was bored.

Have you ever peed in the woods?

yea. hahah! -.-

What about pooped in the woods?

havent try that one yet. :D

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

fuck no.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?

no. but when i get really bored, anything could happen to my pens either my pencils. :p

How many people have you slept with this week?

what the hell are you trying to ask me now?!

What size is your bed?

how to say? one person bed? or should i call it as prince size? :p

What is your Song of the week?

high school never ends. *sigh

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

yea. no rule said that guy cant wear pink.

Do you still watch cartoons?

definitely YES! :D

Whats your least favorite movie?

have no idea. i think salt?

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

near the poop center.

What do you drink with dinner?

chrysanthemum + green tea.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

sos cholo. :D

What is your favorite food?

anything. except pahit2 and very masin food. hahah!

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

errr...titanic?

Last person you kissed/kissed you?

my cute little cousin! :D

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

yea..

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

fuck that.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

2011 during exam time. silly letter.

Can you change the oil on a car?

no.. i just watch my dad doing that. :p

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

errr...

Ran out of gas?

when? WHEN?!

Favorite kind of sandwich?

no egg or ham.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?

food that served from my mom. i love it mom! thanks. :)

What is your usual bedtime?

10-11 p.m

Are you lazy?

yes.. very :(

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

never dress up for Halloween. :(

What is your Chinese astrological sign?

i dont know.

How many languages can you speak?

5 and i havent mastered one of it. i wish i can speak many languages! :D

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

nop.

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

i dont know. -.-

Are you stubborn?

yes.

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

who the hell are them?

Ever watch soap operas?

nop.

Afraid of heights?

when i feel like falling. D:

Sing in the car?

yes. :)

Dance in the shower?

no.. i think i should try that one. sound's cool! :D

Dance in the car?

how the hell i can dance in the car?

Ever used a gun?

yes. and i was afraid to use it in the first time.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

errr.. haha!

Do you think musicals are cheesy?

if i get used to it.

Is Christmas stressful?

noo.. its joyful!

Ever eat a pierogi?

now what the hell is that? -.-

Favorite type of fruit pie?

strawberry?

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

spy.

Do you believe in ghosts?

YES! ~..~

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

dont know..

Take a vitamin daily?

nop.

Wear slippers?

when i walk outside of my house. -.-

Wear a bath robe?

after and before bath time.

What do you wear to bed?

clothes ofcourse.

First concert?

forget.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

none.

Nike or Adidas?

BOTH! :D

Cheetos Or Fritos?

huh?!

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

sunflower. :)

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

no. sorry~

Ever take dance lessons?

nop.

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

i dont know.

Can you curl your tongue?

no. i wish i can curl my tongue.

Ever won a spelling bee?

in my dream.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes.

Own any record albums?

no.

Own a record player?

no.

Regularly burn incense?

yes. i think?

Ever been in love?

ofcourse la bongok. -.-

Who would you like to see in concert?

synester gates. slash. :D

What was the last concert you saw?

errr.. my school concert?

Hot tea or cold tea?

morning : hot *sometimes* afternoon and so on : cold

Tea or coffee?

both but i prefer coffee. :)

Sugar or snickerdoodles?

sugar.

Can you swim well?

no.

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

uhh... can..very very can. why? u cannot? D:

Are you patient?

yes. but it do have limit okay?

DJ or band, at a wedding?

BOTH! :D

Ever won a contest?

yes. and im proud of it. :)

Ever have plastic surgery?

no...

Which are better black or green olives?

green. :)

Can you knit or crochet?

both. but stil in amature.

Best room for a fireplace?

underwater.

Do you want to get married?

ofcourse. but only when i have succeed in my life.

If married, how long have you been married?

havent get married baaa..how to answer? -.-

Who was your HS crush?

HS? -.-

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

i dont know. never did that before.

Do you have kids?

no.

Do you want kids?

yes. and i want them to be a good and nice kids. :)

Whats your favorite color?

white, black, green, red and blue. :D

Do you miss anyone right now?

yes. :[

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?

noo..

Is there anything you want to say now?

yes! THIS IS INSANE!!

-.-

Sunday, January 22, 2012

22/1/2012

Happy Chinese New Year to all blog readers. have your full of blast dinner tonight :)
hope all your problem will go away and wish a good luck to come for this new year.
By the way, i want to send a message here to one of my friend there.
Dear Friend,
i hope you are doing fine there. i know you are not okay and something bad might had happen to you. and im not brave enough to ask or even to text something to you right now. i hope you stay strong and fight for it. whenever you fall down, your family and friends around you will help you stand up again. cheer up okay? i dont know you will read this or not. but, i hope you do read this. adios~ :)
Your Friend,
yiLoong

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Penunggu Jalan Lintang

Kisah gempar dan menyeramkan ini terjadi kepada seorang lelaki yang bekerja di Seremban. Pada hari tersebut (hari khamis petang jumaat) beliau terpaksa balik ke Kuala Pilah kerana keluarganya mengadakan kenduri arwah. Selesai kenduri lebih kurang pukul 11.00 malam, dia pun terpaksa berangkat balik ke Seremban sendirian walaupun agak lewat kerana keesokkannya dia bekerja.


Sampai di Bukit Putus, jalan yang bengkang-bengkok tu, dia pun ternampak seorang perempuan
berbaju putih sedang menahan keretanya. Hatinya tergerak pula ingin menolong. Lantas dia pun
berhentikan keretanya dan bertanya “Apa halnya cik adik malam-malam buta kat sini?”,”

Abang.. tolong lah saya. Kereta saya rosak ni… Puas dah saya tahan kereta lain.

Tapisemuanya tak nak berhenti. Boleh tak tumpangkan saya sampai ke
Seremban aje. Saya boleh bayar berapa abang nak??”.

Entah macam mana dia pun tergerak hati nak menolong perempuan berbaju putih
yang cantik tu…

” Oklah. Saya pun nak ke seremban jugak”, terkeluar dari mulutnya…

Tapi hatinya masih lagi was-was… Diapun membuka pintu dan
mempelawa perempuan itu masuk.

Perempuan tu bukannya nak duduk kat belakang, terus aje duduk di depan sebelahnya. Nak juga ditegur tapi terlalu pantas perempuan tu tutup pintu dan terus lock pintu. Berdegup juga hati lelaki tu. Dia cuba tenangkan dirinya… seolah-olah takde apa yang berlaku. Dia masih lagi membisu kerana menyesal kenapalah dia dengan mudah aje membenarkan seorang perempuan menumpang keretanya di tengah malam buta ni… seorang diri pulak tu…

Tapi yang peliknya, hatinya macam ditarik-tarik supaya menolong perempuan tu… Padahal, dia tu memanglah penakut dengan perempuan! Masing-masing hanya diam membisu beberapa ketika…


Tiba-tiba… dia mula merasa seram & meremang bulu roma bila perempuan tu berbau wangi.
Dia pun mulalah membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas di kepalanya. Peluh mula membasahi dahinya. Dia makin tak senang duduk .

Perempuan tu kelihatan agak bersinar bila kenderaan yang bertembung menyuluh kearah keretanya. Dia pun memberanikan diri dengan menjeling ke arah perempuan tu bila sampai ke selekoh yang tajam.

Perempuan tu juga memandang kat dia sambil tersenyum. Menampakkan giginya yang putih… ditambah lagi dengan baju yang dipakainya… Dia pun beranikan diri dan bertanya…


”kenapa cik adik ni pakai baju putih malam-malam ni??

”ni memang pakaian rasmi saya setiap malam jumaat… ”
” Saya ada kelas yasin… ” jawab perempuan tu

”Tapi.. putihnya lain macam aje… tak pernah pulak saya tengoknya ”
tanya lelaki tu lagi.

”Apa yang lain nya… sama aje. Eh, betul ke tak pernah tengok??”

” Eyea… lain macam aje. seram pulak saya dibuatnya… ”

” Ehh takkan sampai seram… ”

“Pakai aje le Breeze colour baru!!!”

Lelaki tu bengang dan terus aje memecut keretanya.

Sekianlah