Danji Sungai Lemanak - Hailey

Malam sunyi terang bulan
kediri di tanju ku beraie
rarat puput ribut ati ngenang nuan
peruji ati ambai lalai

Di baruh pun engkabang tua besulu
danji mandi lemai sereta tua ambai
ba kerangan ai sungai ti chiru
perau tua sangkai alai tua bepadu

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak

Diatu nuan nadai jauh udah pegi
aku beraie kediri ngenang semaya danji
nuan pandai sekula belajar di university
ku nadai daya laban ku merinsa

sema ku nurun mandi semina ku kediri
perau anyut kili nadai nuan ngemudi
batu perunsut sulu
agi diibun aku
bau sabun sulu ngenusah atiku 

lapa nuan jauh pegi ngenusah ke ati
nyangka nya tanda pengerindu ku nadai bebagi
ngarap ke nuan pulai
datai bulih degree
danji pengerindu di sungai lemanak x2

Three Kinds

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'